New Limericks (6)

There once was a lady named Pru she was smitten with what we call sprue. On the day she ate corn all her polyps got torn and she covered the doctor's shoe. Miss Sawatsky came in for her piles. She had travelled for hundreds of miles. When the nurse crossed a wire Miss Sawatsky caught fire and the piles all dropped down on the tiles. When the Vicar of Alcatrez sneezed his abdominal reflexes squeezed like an oat eating horse there was plenty of force only very few people were pleased. When the president asked his dear wife whether she was aware of the strife that Saddam was behind that they'd certainly find of the weapons at least a big knife. A patient, age ninety, named Flo had a pimple right on her popo when she saw my sharp blade she turned lighter, a shade but she did stay awake through the show. When a gallon of chemo had dripped through the cubital vein Robert quipped if the cancer cells scat I shall be a dead cat but the doctor was very tight-lipped.