Obstetrics

And there it was that stupid little thing. Training to be an obstetrician in this place world's greatest took me under his left wing but let me loose too early, 'just in case'. A bush of hair is something pretty plain in actuality I think all should be shaved it would not matter one iota to her brain today is sample taking day, samples are saved for us to test them for rogue cells and other signs of inflammation or discharge of foreign matter back in the lab where, set among the pines next to the shop that calls itself The Crazy Hatter. We part the lips as they are called, to have a peek put in the speculum and turn it very gently the great professor stands behind me, what a freak he looks like Dracula and drives a British Bentley. It is plain modesty that tells me now to stop but let me tell you that the purpose is for science and to detect aberrant buggers and a crop of those immortal ones that wallow in defiance. It was a man with a humonguous Grecian name it has been shortened to the more accepted Pap he persevered with a hypothesis so tame that even students saw the open, empty gap. Today the test which is a rather simple smear saves countless lives in many lands without much cost it does prevent much needless suffering and the fear that female cancer will make certain you are lost. And so it is with some great heros of all time they were soft spoken often nerdy, with bow ties but they always thought inaction was a crime if a single woman doesn't know and dies.