Pope Speeding

I live Down Under and report that Benedikt, as last resort was caught exceeding sixty-five on Sydney's Sylvan Valley Drive. A copper stopped the Popemobile and noticed a Korean wheel. 'I did expect you to admire if ever you would need a tyre to pick a Continental brand it comes straight from the Fatherland.' The copper, Aussie, unimpressed, took out the pen from his blue vest and started writing a big fine when Benedikt yelled 'Aussie Swine, you haff no rright to chudge ze Pope I vill report you, man off dope! ' Well, in the end Pope Benedikt was happy when the copper licked the boots that had withstood the war, the copper though, said either or.