Putin Limerick

There once was a fellow named Putin who was highly deficient in Rutin. quite unable to eat that disgusting buckwheat, it was rich -so he figured- in Gluten. Putin's wife, who was ugly and snotty, who would constantly utter RABOTYI, she wore clothes from abroad when the cold war had thawed and she paid not in Rubels but Zloty. Putin's kids smoked the best Marihuana, were for punishment exiled to Ghana, where they smoked higher grade, which was skilfully made from the skin of a rotten banana. Putin said to his wife, dear I figure that Zimbabwe deserves that old nigger, and America too has become a big zoo, as for me I shall now pull the trigger.