Rescue On Heldrastein

When winds come from the Northern Ranges and blow their lonely songs through trees, when nightbirds follow season's changes and razorbacks and elk roam free. Where moonlit cliff above the valley in silence harbours secrets, dark, there legend has it that Anne-Sally in late November, gathering bark from the Northeastern Hemlock Spruce, which is still used for roasting acorns, same serve as stuffing for the goose and ducks and turkeys, even leghorns. ********** A chill was tugging on her vest, fresh tracks of pigs were there to follow. She thought about her precious guests, arriving soon, when at Buck's Hollow, she saw a shadow in the trees. It seemed too big to be a boar (at this time of the year quite tame) , when suddenly the feline roar of mountain lions, hunting game was heard and echoed as a threat to all intruders venturing here. 'I must seek refuge in the shed', she contemplated, fighting fear. There was that shadow, once again, a glimpse of hairyness and speed. She thought of what the village men had said, that she would risk, indeed, her life by going out alone. And to remember the old villain, who lived in lofty caves of stone, and was well-known for frequent killing of animals and children, too. He'd roam around the countryside, to spot those kids at play and who had hiked up into hills inspite of dire warnings from their elders. Anne-Sally hurried through the brush to reach the safety of the shelter, when she arrived there was a hush in the surrounding forest life. She stepped inside and caught her breath: There stood the villain, with a knife! As he approached her she smelled death. Except it was not the Grim Reaper, he smelled like only wild beasts reek. 'Twas Henning, villain, robber, keeper of stony caves, a crazy freak. He grabbed her arm and pulled her close, two tiny pig eyes twinkling meanly. She'd seen that look before in those, who meant to have her and would, keenly, try to persuade her of the merits of early love, these village boys to her were little more than ferrets. She felt what was familiar now: The bony hardness 'neath his fur. His breath stank and she wondered how she could get out of this malheur. And villain Henning had no time to consummate his prize for catching this girl of beauty, 'cause the climb ahead of them, where she'd be matching his skills and strength, else he would throw her off the mountain in a heap. That was his way and had been so since late last year, he aimed to keep a lovely maiden from the town, she would not share his furry bed, refused to touch him, she went down: Five hundred metres, and was dead. So they took off to beat the dark. He dragged her first but then explained, that she could live and make her mark with him, and love him, though detained, she would enjoy their 'views forever'. Her chores were just to keep the place well dusted, clean, and with her clever young housewife's skills she'd always face each new day with the joy of living. She'd wait for his return from hunting, rush out to see if she'd be giving a hand to him, as he came, grunting, a giant bear tied to his back, or deer or elk or Northern Moose. And smaller fry in his green pack, as usual, beaver, crow or goose. Down to the entrance, quite a feat, an almost vertical descent, which he had chosen to defeat courageous hunters who would try to solve the puzzle of this villain, and all of those who had come by had disappeared, they couldn't kill him. For 90 days and 90 nights, the village folks, in desperation, had searched the forest and the heights. The master of the railway station had recommended flying kites to lure him out of that old cave. Or HER to verify her presence. And so they tried and then, a brave and very small man, local peasant, together with the physics teacher and Doctor Quacksalber, physician, with early blessings by the preacher, to set about to make their vision a promising reality. A kite was built from local feather, a harness made by the shoemaker. Goosefat-immersed to proof for weather, and flour-sprinkled by the baker, a bovine bladder filled with gas, top grade of Helium from the clinic. The little man had little mass, all had high hopes except one cynic. It was the mayor of the town. He shook his head and said 'No way', 'if he is lucky he'll come down from lofty heights, so if I may suggest a different approach: We take all rifles, able men and storm up to the Heldrastein. Perhaps we can persuade our coach to scout the region after nine, when darkness sets and things get tired, and we would follow as we can..' This plan was, briefly, much admired but as the danger became known of an attack into the cave, the mood swung back 'cause on his own the little flier, light and brave, would have a chance to be a spy, perhaps could shoot from up above. He would be safe if he could fly. So, then the vote: With push and shove it was decided to proceed. The little man took off and rose, while gently swaying to and fro. Each time when dipping down the nose he would lean back to maintain GO, until he hovered near the top. He flapped his feathered wings just once and hung in silent mode on STOP, when Henning peeked and saw the guns. He whirled inside to get his arrows and then he aimed at that strange bird, and right behind him, stepping narrow up to the front with hopeful eyes, she could have pushed him then and there. But, sometimes, what one does defies all logic and is quite unfair, but then she tripped and started falling, and grabbed his shoulder to regain her balance, when he turned, and stalling, while looking up he tried in vain to keep from tumbling into space. So he went down to certain death, they'd hear his impact at the base. Remembering Shakespeare's Macbeth: What was assumed was not the case. A lonely tree, a knotty birch did break his fall as he descended. His face now showed a frightful smirch and he prepared, his fate amended, to climb back up, reclaim his life. He called out: 'Here I come, my wife! ' The little farmer now had drifted so close to our lovely maiden, the Northern breeze had slightly shifted, he wondered if the kite, twice laden, would get them, safely down again. He heard the words of the old villain and, with much courage and a BANG had landed on the ledge already. The air was cold and wet and chilling, and his adventure made for heady considerations in his brain. And so he took the struggling girl, grabbed her securely by her mane and gave the kite a hefty whirl. Then they descended through the mist, so very close to the steep wall, they passed him, saw him raise his fist, the kite now rocked, began to fall. So this brave peasant whispered quickly, that she'd be on her own from now, and when she saw him leave, her sickly shocked lips froze with the question 'HOW'. He'd hurled himself to save her life off his contraption, what a man! The townfolks cheered when she arrrived, two tearful faces from his clan at once looked up, had heard a noise. They all ran off, led by the boys. And, there he was, our little guy. He'd landed in the biggest stack of hay, had proven he could fly and land with an unusual knack. Epilogue: One week thereafter, that same flier asked for her hand in matrimony. A horny man, he meant to sire a dozen kids, and Pepperoni was his preferred meal for the wedding. So she suggested that the stack would be a most aprropriate setting. That's what they did, and on her back, commencing now their honeymoon, she saw an object flying faster than any bird she'd ever seen. She feared there would be a disaster. New hubby though seemed very keen on making love in fragrant hay. Yet when the object hit the ground, they halted their erotic play, and to inspect, he went and found a bundle of some thirteen pheasants. A note attached, said in gold pen: 'Best wishes, here's my wedding presents'. They never heard from him again. Note: This story, while not entirely true, is true enough to teach your kids to stay away from certain dangers. Not everyone can be lucky enough to land in a haystack.