Rhyme Or Reason?

Oh, where is my shepherd when I need some advice on the words of a poem 'bout fire and ice. I don't want to delet it, as it may not be shit, all my doubt, to defeat it I require your wit. Well, I AM only kidding, just felt need to write and must do my own bidding in this 'round the world flight. I agree that we have here many poets of note, they provide entertainment and enjoyment and sheer understanding of others and of our own selves, how we leave our mothers and feel drawn to small elves. So, I got your attention by appealing in slyness, any honourable mention it is hoped that your Highness will keep writing opinions always praise before scolding and remember us minions, with our talent unfolding. We may need a smart preacher who with small stick and carrot could become our teacher. So we will write things of merit. Now, dear Michael believe me what I say here to you it is not to deceive me nor put blindfolds on YOU, not intended to flatter or to sweeten the lime, but the practicing patter of me looking for rhyme not for reason at that but for words that are cousins had an uncle who shat them all out by the dozen. So, I must close this poem lest you say it's too long and it takes one to know 'em Crikey, here is the gong.