Saddam, The Earwig

An earwig who had found his way into an ear, was there to stay. He ate the hair and all the wax then settled back, just to relax. Half snoozing he went wide awake, he saw a white-tipped rigid stake come down the passage rather fast, ear space is not considered vast and he was running out of space and needed to escape the place. In sheer disgust and mad frustration he now assessed the situation and took the option that the gods had left for him against all odds. Earwigs have sharp and sturdy claws they function like McCullough saws. The little fellow started action and first cut through the last impaction of wax and the acoustic nerve. He knew this nerve would surely serve to deafen and make numb the owner the earwig also was a loner who didn't have a lot of mates but had been raised inside the States. He felt. as he was cutting wildly the cottontip that touched him mildly and speeded up his undertaking until he saw the gristle breaking, and daylight shone, oh what a sight. He jumped to safety, from the height and vowed to not again go near a tasty, wax-filled human ear.