Santa Sick!

To the children, I note, with alarm that this year we will miss all his charm. Seems that Santa is ill and this Christmas he will be attending obesity farm. Let me tell you the genuine reason, as he packed all the bags for the season he attached all the tags to resealable bags. Helped himself though and I am not teasin'. He has reflux and forty-three chins a balloon-like fat face when he grins. And a belly so vast that he went on a fast but at night he eats cookies from tins. So I'd say that we need to persuade to take over this great masquerade not a nerdy dyslexic but a thin anorexic at the helm of this proud reindeercade.