Sauerkraut

And from the land of Sauerkraut came, blond and blue of eye a man of gestures, keen to shout he was a giant guy. He pushed aside those in his way and marched into the Pub, unpacked his bag as if to stay and asked for a large tub. And when it came he quickly said give me a kitchen knife and one humongous cabbage head I'll make you come alive. And then this German Grumpy Kraut chopped cabbage without slowing soon it turned into Sauerkraut he said 'I must be going'. And in the kitchen of the Pub the scum was rising wildly the Sauerkraut inside the tub was done, to put it mildly.