Sean And Paddy

Two fellows penniless but starved went to a pub where someone carved thick slices from a roasted sheep it smelled so good they both did weep. We 'ave no money, said Big Paddy, we ought to see my grand old daddy because no pub will serve us food and I am really in no mood to stand and watch those people smack, I think I'll have a spazz attack. No, Sean, said Paddy, just watch me we'll get to eat all food for free, and so they sat and ordered some and as a chaser drank dark rum. Sean then was told to place into his fly a sausage, this in lieu of his own member, Paddy would bite into it soon as he could. And so they did, the barman saw the two, with sausage in the raw. He ordered them evicted then by bouncers, two huge Irishmen. They did repeat this show again in pubs across the town, 'till ten. Said Sean, hey Paddy this is great you take a sausage, chew it mate, and free is all the food in town I'm full now, can't get more stuff down. Said Paddy, this is one hard task I wonder though, you did not ask, or struggle, did you like it then? Do you like women or us men? You see, the sausage, it dropped off right after we ate stroganoff, that was the second pub tonight Hey, Sean my boy, you feelin' right?