Sexology

May I give you this rose to reward your raw beauty, and may I come close? I would make it my duty to inspect all your features with a critical eye. I must say that some creatures, right at first, are quite shy, so don't worry, be happy when I breathe down your neck, I am just an old chappie from Florida Tech, who is researching breeding, you know, like in SEX. What the world might be needing is to tighten and flex its dumb pre-occupation with making new babies, if you take fornication it is much worse than rabies. So if you would not mind, let me smell your pale skin, may I come from behind and then kiss your square chin, let me nibble your lobes, get a feel of your breasts, I brought with me some probes that will show us what's best for a woman like you, who is single and looking, and, who out of the blue, on her way home to cooking meets a man of great science. Is this turning you on? You are not an appliance and you know I'm not done. With the help of the masses in these projects, we're able to divulge in our classes why the birth rate is stable. Yes, I know you'd like THIS, would you mind if we went, for the study of BLISS, to my research tent? And the man spoke such magic that she fell hook and line, but the sinker proved tragic. Lady Luck did not shine.