Texas Conference

Bush and Blair sat in the Dunny, there discussing how much money they could milk from those Iraquis Blair said 'if we dress in Khakis they will think we are their friends.' Bush who had been briefed by Walker, Texas Ranger and smooth talker, countered 'but we like those guys when will they ever realise that we will camp on foreign soil to guard all of the country's oil.' The dunny was a doubledecker, left over from the outhouse wrecker, so there were two adjacent holes assigned their individual roles. And as they sat there, reminiscing and both of them had finished pissing they heard the voice of the first Lady she said that they had rigged a shady and quiet spot, away from spies also that those hot llama pies had been delivered from the Ranch by CIA from Langley Branch. So Dubbya said 'you fancy cider? ' when Tony saw a blue-green spider crawl out of 'Oilman Magazine', we know that Poms are not too keen to be explored when sitting nude by a misguided Texas Dude. So up he jumped, ran out the door (Cherie had seen all this before) . But George had taken his revolver he was a real problem solver. One shot, the spider was deceased but Dubbya's shinbone had been creased. And within seconds, you can guess the dunny area was a mess. The ninety boys from Secret Service (who previously had been quite nervous) were taking now apart the Dunny and what they found was not too funny. What they do fancy and to wit: a situation full of it.