Thanks, Sue!

To date it is uncertain whether much science can be penned at all by an Australian peacock feather; not that the feather would be small but from a bird known for its pride, as well as talons sharp and quick I, from experience, must confide you'd need to use a clever trick to do this featherectomy and still remain without a mark! Magnificent fait accompli, it would be, even in the dark. So, in the interest to preserve your health and that of your big bird, I, in conclusion must observe that I am flattered, yes my word, that you would offer me a hand in what is surely overdue, a gesture I consider grand, thus, heartfelt thanks must go to you. I have, just now had inspiration, a hatchling may be an idea, surely, a dusty outback station (some are the size of Tanzania) would take an order for next Spring one gosling wearing perfect genes, that grows strong feathers and can sing, in time would give to me the means of writing that essential paper. Meanwhile, we wait and show respect to peacocks and we scrap the caper, lest you, dear Sue, get badly pecked!