The Don

They called him colourful for various, salient reasons. A renegade by birth, a master of all seasons. His trademark: Purple socks and boxer shorts with stripes, he was unorthodox, a man of many gripes. Some said he was against all facets of convention though he became incensed and flaunted his intention out in the Public Square. A soapbox was his pulpit he told them what was fair but few would ever gulp it. He knocked official thinking, it was, he said, well-known that when the ship is sinking the sails get overblown. He won the Golden Lotto and millions made him rich. Together with mate Otto and Otto's girl named 'Bitch' they fired all the captains and bueraucrats as well and waited for acceptance though only time will tell. He ordered all the schools to dump their faulty teaching and locked up all those fools who didn't like his preaching. His name was Don Mafioso he hailed from Sicily a bigger, badder bozo was not from Italy.