The End Of The Cat

Once there was a little bitty, Persian cat named Nittigritty, did not hunt for mice or rats yawned when faced with flying bats, was a nuisance and expense Father thought it made no sense to keep feeding such a sponger, mother took the toilet plunger chased the cat into the yard grandma there was rend'ring lard. Cat fell in the lard container, went through the electric strainer out the other end she came and she did not look the same. From that day the house was quiet no more trouble, smell or riot, though the kids had lost a friend yes, it was a tragic end.