The First Snowman

Humpty Dumpty went to the Mall tripped over Santa, had a big fall. All of the reindeer and Mrs. Claus dragged Humpty Dumpty into his house. Doctor came running, gave him a pill made him feel funny, even more ill. One of the reindeer lowered his head licked Humpty's earlobes, thought he was dead. Humpty was turning, chalky white blue Doctor raised eyebrows, what should he do? Rudolph prepared for - resuscitation smacked his big lips in - anticipation. Rolled Humpty over, onto his back started his rescue with a big smack. Blew in saliva and some stale air people were hushed now, Rudolph did care! Can you imagine, kissing like that reindeer saliva tastes like dead rat. Humpty was stirring, first like a mouse then like a reindeer, leaving his house. Last seen devouring all the fresh snow under the eyes of Northern Star glow. Never succeeded, still had the taste snow made him grow though, big at the waist. Rudolph had followed, saw the malheur grabbed Mister Dumpty, saying, 'dear Sir, you will come back now, thanks just for me as the world's snowman, forever free.' Thus we have snowmen, giving us joy looking so handsome, like a big toy. Although, like Humpty, death comes too soon shattering, melting, watched by the moon.