The Gay Wedding

It always is the cortisol in times of stress and strife it lives at the magnetic pole and stirs the faithful wife. Some call it winter's ageless itch while others do know better, the devil has seduced the bitch and sent to you a letter. 'Dear John, it is with great regret that I must buy a stamp I do what you would never let me be, I am a tramp. So take your bloody Christmas tree and stick it in your rear you won't need to wait up for me thanks for the flowers, dear.' My friend came to the pine-swept door and carried just one bag. At Eastertime on foreign shore he met a handsome fag. The law was changed and they saved up to pay the fee on time. Now over runneth their sweet cup it used to be a crime. The question now arises yet who made the better deal was it the devil with his pet or same-sex Royal seal.