The Nap

She stretched her legs in the green grass surrounded by fresh bovine gas you know, they always chew their cud and wander through the grass and mud. She slept, due to the Beaujolais had been too tipsy then to play. But when she opened both her eyes (she'd dreamed about those handsome guys) , a cow was standing very close and, udderly, the thought arose that...well, you know what girls do think she sat up straight, forgot to blink and shouted, though it did not rhyme: 'Please gentlemen, one at a time.'