The Origin Of The Holy See

The story, folks, may now be told. 'Twas the winter, bloody cold and Joseph and Maria had picked out a name for the young lad who now was really overdue, they wandered hither, fro and to in search of good accommodation where they could make a few day's station. The Inn was full or so they shouted the real reason they were outed was that they had no ready cash also their clothes were not too flash. But worst of all was, can you guess they had American Express! Not every merchant will accept regardless if the bearer wept this card because the company takes a big cut from you and me. So Joseph quickly volunteered but they declined as he had feared and with Maria now expanding they had to do an urgent landing her cervix was dilated well young Jesus cracking now the shell. Oh Joseph I can feel the danger, please let us stop here, at this manger. And thus it happened, blame the Yanks God's son was born, do NOT give thanks to modern banking and to greed first thing he did was that he peed. The pee was endless, (no small wee) and did create the Holy See. And ever since it's said, to wit, if undecided, piss on it.