The Pact - Hippo/Bandicoot

A teensie weensie bandicoot was chewing on a comfrey root. The bandicoot had inflammation brought on by frequent mastication of fructose, glucose and cigars and now and then a bar of Mars. As you may know, all bandicoots wear dark hippopotamus boots, they trade in spiders, insects who due to their size will never do and hippo's gladly will exchange for grass and hay straight from the range, as hippo's eat a lot of grass transforming some of it to gas. So, usually quite late at night the hippo's, hungry for a bite, meet on the banks the bandicoots, (the ones who wear those hippo boots) . It is amazing what a small and muscular, not very tall, a rodent-like quick critter can transport in weight, more than a man. The bandicoot is very vain, as half his small reptilian brain is taken up with pride of species, the other half contains just feces. So, boots are on the shopping list and here the hippo will assist. That's how in nature things could go but rest assured, it isn't so.