The Preacher

There once was a preacher named Mack. He was tall and exceedingly black. He was caught with a maid in a state sponsored raid put inside and he hasn't been back. You might ask what became of the maid, she'd been given some much needed aid. By the bishop from Rome who did stay at her home and you guessed it, she ended up laid. Thus it shows that the flesh is quite weak and that God has forgotten the meek. I suggest that all maids don't get caught in those raids with a bishop it's even more bleak