The Scotch Cure

It's treponema pallidum a tiny, sly and viscious pip it lives in front or near the bum and once you take a little nip of what is known as fornication both warmth and moisture pave the way thus pathogens get validation they settle in, intend to stay. A smallish sore that will not heal will soon appear upon your shaft at first you think, 'well, no big deal', then comes the time when no one laughed as full-blown lues has now squatted and treponema starts to travel the time that Nature has allotted is still enough to let unravel your life and health, it's a disease that does not care about your standing it makes you sick and ill at ease you praise the doctor as he's handing you a syringe with penicillin though only touches you with glove you see the needle but are willing to let him aim and quickly shove it in your upper outer cheek from where it wanders off at speed throughout you bloodstream, there to seek all damaged cells, they are in need of therapeutic intervention and in the end when you've endured this modern medicine attention you will in only days be cured. But will you learn from this disaster when next the urge gets to your crotch perhaps the words from your own master should be considered, have a Scotch. The reasons being that the liquor will occupy your horny mind will fire up and warm your ticker while other parts relax you find that leaning back inside your chair is far less worry and less work if for your health you truly care just have a few, don't be a jerk no bugs will come inside you thus and those that may have slipped inside will be discouraged, that's a plus remember, Scotch will save your hide.