The Trout

There once was a fellow named Ted he was fond of his waterless bed. While he slept someone came and took exquisite aim at the wee one who's called Mister Ed. Though the bullet glanced off at the glans he took refuge which gave him a chance, then he went for a break to the Mulberry Lake and made good and appropriate plans. But the road was now peppered with mines, and policemen were there giving fines. he was armed to the chin so he pulled out the pin and he sprayed them with pink turpentine. Then he lit a small Everstrike match yelled 'my enemies, come please and catch', but the match was blown out by a high flying trout well the day wasn't quite up to scratch.