Throw Hazelbutt Out - Keep P/H Clean!

There once was an imbecile Brit who produced nothing more than plain shit. It was hazel in hue and the texture of sprue all his poofter friends thought it was it. As you know Hazelbutt likes to flash his well used and malodorous gash, he has spent many times for those paedophile crimes in the slammer inspite of his rash. He has learned to be used as a whore even teachers thought he was a bore. With no talent to win and a very small pin he let out an inaudible roar. Scotland Yard took him off in a cart. To the school of the oil paintings and art, when they tested him there he experienced a tear in his rectum. Created a fart. That is all, dear beloved he could under stress and much promise (you would) give to those who would judge so they gave him a fudge just before they tied on the black hood. 'Take the trash and burn all at the stake, use a pitchfork, a broom and a rake, let the fire burn hot, though of substance he's not he was nothing much more than a flake.'