Toes

I'm going to paint my toes today while I sit in the sand of Victoria Bay. Should the sand find the paint it will surely stick who would try to take off every grain with a pick? So my toes will be dark, like in gunmetal blue and I'll post a small photomontage to you, By the way, I have found that all painted toes may be written about in cute rhyme or in prose, though I question and ask that you share your delight in your word that this all is inherently right. Real men don't eat quiche but they paint their own toes? May I paint at least one like a ruby red rose?