Wombat Stew

A wombat rested in the shade a breeze rose off the Murray, he sipped some Mango Lemonade and was not in a hurry. A dingo, on his way to town came on the Wombat snoozing, he put his library books down and gave him a good bruising. One of the books was titled STEW and Dingo thought he'd make it, he took the laces off his shoe and asked if he should bake it. The wombat, frozen now with fear, and tied to a small boulder, said, please Sir Dingo, be a dear and grabbed him by the shoulder. But Dingoes can be cold as ice he made a deep depression into the ground, then whistled twice now ready for the session. A Platypus came from the stream: 'what are you up to Dingo? Would you prefer some heavy cream? The Dingo answered 'BINGO'. So Platypus went to obtain sweet cream from a fat Tailor*, the Tailor cried due to the pain the Wombat grew still paler. He brought the cream and placed it at the bank of the old Murray, and as you know, all tailor fat gets feet into a hurry. The Dingo slipped and slid around he could not find his bearing, soon Platypus had him unbound (the Wombat) who was swearing. The Platypus advised the bear** to leave the place and wander and raise his scruffy wombat hair in what is called Down Under. And ever since, no wombat will be drinking lemonade, near Platypus (known as spoonbill) down in a gumtree's shade.*** * Tailor is a good eating fish ** Wombats can be considered bears *** Gumtrees are Eucalypts