Yogget

A solitary piece of yogget stuck to his shoes and that, in itself, together with its odour, it laid the groundwork to and led to the undoing of the one who had, without good reason, gone 'round the neighbourhood, at night and in the daylight, to kill and maim, and then to burn the bodies in a private ceremony. It took but one detective, ready now to take retirement tomorrow, to scratch his silver stubbles, inser his eye of glass, (shot out by caliber HP-22) and do some serious thinking. He was the only one who knew about not only yogget but the rest of it, newfangled gadgets big as life. The chief had intimated that there would be a small bonus for the one and only who solved the crime that could and would, without a doubt, lead to promotion as clear proof of his devotion. And within days, they pulled it off the shelves, this yogget. And I for one, I never did find out the real meaning and the essence of what that bloomin' yogget actually was.