Flock Talk

A ventriloquist did look at Buying the Farmer Brown's small farm. While with Brown, he decided that A little fun could do no harm. They both walked by the barnyard stands. A milk cow turned to them and spoke, 'You always milk me with cold hands.' 'Damn.' The farmer wheezed in a choke. A voice came from the chicken coop. 'Us hens are being underfed.' The farmer seemed thrown for a loop. At the sheep pen, the farmer said, 'These sheep might tell some tales - okay? ' 'Just don't believe a word they say.'