135. Beware The Creme Egg

One Easter night laying on an outdoor bed a crème egg fell from the sky and hit my head it bounced off my skull with a thumping sound and rolled away when it hit the ground I sat up and got a big surprise when this egg began to grow in size Up up it shot just like tree Arms and legs growing till it was same height as me The giant egg was its body and face two huge red eyes glaring all over the place I thought that it was a joke but I got a shock when it finally spoke With ringing voice it cried “You humans have made me for a lie you will not win you have no right you will not dine on me tonight” It passed to me a razor sharp blade but could not tell you from what it was made “Now” said it “we fight egg to man and I will win and ruin your plan” We fought viciously blade to blade and what a noise that we must have made back and forth round and round my ears were ringing with every sound I held him off for over an hour until I summoned up all my power then it realised the mistake it made as I disarmed it off its shiny blade I quickly chopped off its arms and legs when I’d done this it began to beg “Have pity sir I didn’t want to hurt you look into my eyes and know it to be true” I laughed at it and replied “I have won and claim my right I shall dine on your good self tonight” With those words heard it began to yell “Ok then I’ll see you in hell” it instantly vanished with a blood curdling scream and awoke me from my crazy dream So consume your crème eggs every one or would you do as I have done eat them as it if there is no lack but just be careful if the eggs fight back