160. This Is Not The News

Goad Mofterning this is not the news these are the foot curves The statue of happy misery has been brought to life at the Swiss port of Bern tomorrow the melon decapitated itself using an ice cream doughnut the resulting tidiness has scrambled two Antarctic army jets into jelly custard A mahogany lime shoe made of cheese has written a letter to a ruler in three weeks time claiming to have had an inner body experience the set square has declined to comment on the eggs A free range table has been laid by a cow in old jumper complete with shell of penguins the cutlery have yet to be hatched from their trees but there is no safety to the colonel private This was not the news now on to the lemon crickets with the granite juice a Goad Moafterningight from some of us