170. Today Is Very Boring

Today seems to very boring nothing much is going on despite the fact that my sea urchin shells have adopted a shark for their son My fridge has become pregnant with the washing machine while picking poppies with its ears it wants to give birth to an egg cup despite my suitcase's jeers The doctor came round this morning to check on the eyes of my shelf the chiller jumped up and ate him too and sneezed out a bank for wealth My socks have spent all the money on jellyfish and rainbow wine the police were called to arrest it and charged a micro penny fine The wine had been drunks by my t shirts battling my shoes for a laugh my trousers asked my hair for a loan as they want to beat up a giraffe My towels have formed an alliance with my hoodies and my boxes together they killed my mirror who were hunting banister foxes My pillows have run off to join the library and the Austrian navy they stole three stairs of whiskey and left my toe nails the gravy Yes today is very boring the butter has just killed my bread my vodka bottle has refilled itself and I'm going back to bed