184. I Have A Very Bad Stomach

I have a very bad stomach it would rather be in a bed instead it's inside my body waiting impatiently to be fed I also have a terrible ear it won't listen it would rather swear but that is not the worst thing unfortunately it's one of a pair My left arm is not what it should be it is more weak than strong my funny bone keeps trying to tell my wrist jokes but is always getting them wrong My hair is apparently thick it got thrown out of school now it wants to cry again because my eyes called it a fool Apparently I have a dirty mind you got to be having a laugh mine loves to clean itself and fall asleep in the bath My memory is random and crazy it seems to go now and then it won't let me ever remember now what was I saying again? ?