209. I'm Off To Plant The Bulb

Three days ago my car broke down it is now receiving therapy to help it mend it's only allowed to drive on straight roads now to help prevent it going round the bend My mate's cat attacked my pc now I won't let it in the house he says he was doing what's natural and it wanted to play with my mouse My sword was always so blunt it always preferred to be nude it was always straight to the point and that's why he's considered so rude My space craft keeps getting so lonely it misses the mother ship but now it has got mechanical arms to help it get a grip My stone horse has been put down he's too heavy to give a toss complains that he has got bigger problems like how to get rid of moss That is enough of my problems I know they can't be solved I've just turned out the light and now I'm off to plant the bulb