573. The Skull's Lament

'Quit while you're a head' they say but I am just a lonely skull unable to enjoy the pleasures of life my existence is rather dull I love to lounge around all day in my spot on the oak desk for me not the most exciting place but it is where I must take my rest I have trouble going out anywhere which I believe to be very unfair I can't even do very much but I can still give someone a scare The worst thing about being a skull is the parties I can't move around easily during every event I want to weep as I have no body to take me