658. Tools

I went down to the shed the other day as I wanted to get away from fools unfortunately I chose the wrong spot as it was completely full of tools the nails just wanted to get hammered the saws keep complaining that they're in pain one of the boxes has all its screws loose am worried that it might be insane the vice has a huge crush on the others won't stop going on about its desire to squeeze the protractors are the warmest ones in the place as they're at 180 degrees the drill and its bits are boring the lasers won't level with me the axes want to cut me to size as if I was a dying tree I think it's best I leave this place and return to the land of fools despite the fact that I leave the shed I'll still be surrounded by tools