667. Will Never Be Your Pawn Again

You tried to sacrifice me in too many pointless gambits when there was never any need to do so you never gained in the resulting moves as no one ever wanted to take it You were universally hated across the board even by your trusted queen can't sit easy on your throne as even your allies seek to depose you The rooks are circling overhead as your opponents sit idly by they watch the collapse of all your games without even having to raise a blade You tried to sacrifice me in too many pointless gambits when there was never any need to do so you have check mated yourself with too many poor moves and I will never be your pawn again