Only The Best Restaurant Will Do....This Justice..

Dress up real fancy, go out to an upper crusty snooty place where they pay attention to everything, but dwell in nothing, and do this: Strike up a very engaging conversation with your partner, when the conversation and rimming is perfecta in all the hush and quite, cut a greasy one, loud dramatic, with no intention other than to see how uppity crusties pretend the bean soup is not really running down the skirt or pants. Move the gluts around a little, kinda grind them into the crushed velvet a little, the more riskkay the better, like some thing is clingy but just wont let go. Then where they can hear you, remind your partner they they have to return the rented drawers the next morning or loose the deposit.. A real blue blooded upper crust will.... A(...ignore you........... B) ...think you are famous and have their kid come get your autograph.... C(...will you hear one ask the matri-dee if they can some of what you are having.. D(...or find the rare one who knows what you are doing and brings you over into thier table..and after dinner go to the Oprah and do it some more.. E) ...or are you really just a coward and the thought of this just gets you to excited..but you deny it is poetry..