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Hey dude, no not you yea you, dummy walk ten paces left turn right walk three paces back up nine inches, sit down on the throne mannn, shhhtttttt where did you go to school now yea figured you were a little on the ball now lift it up and put this fire cracker under there, close your eyes plug your ears..was their a bang..? good now get a straw and look inside the whole thing now think backwards thinking thinking gone back to the place before you were born next time I see the gleam in his eye I will punch it.....racing to the other side to cut you off at the tip.......git sohh off of her...