A Vagabond

A vagabond is a newcomer in a heap of trouble. He's an eyeball at a peephole that should be electrocuted. He's a leper in a textile mill and likely to be beheaded, I mean, given a liverwurst sandwich on the break by the brook where the loaves are sliced. But he oughtn't meddle with the powder puffs on the golf links— they have their own goats to tame, dirigibles to situate. He can act like an imbecile if the climate is propitious, a magnate of kidnap paradising around the oily depot, or a speck from a distant nebula wishing to purchase a certain skyscraper .... Well, if it's permitted, then let's regulate him, let's testify against his thimble, and moderate his gloves before they sew an apron. The local minister is thinking of moving to Holland, exchanging his old ballads for some lingerie. "Zatso!" says the vagabond. Homeless, like wheat that tattletales on the sermon, like wages swigged. "Zatso, zatso, zatso!" cries the vagabond. The minister reels under the weight of his thumbs, the vagabond seems to have jutted into his kernel, disturbed his terminal core. Slowly, and with trifling dignity, the minister removes from his lapel his last campaign button: Don't Mess with Raymond, New Hampshire.