Buttocks

Isn't it a splendid word? Signifying those protuberances which form a hump or in common parlance arse, or rump. But arse or rump, tends to lower the tone of buttocks. Buttocks: See them sashy down the street accompanied by swinging hips. Goodness, gracious, what a treat. Buttocks: Apropos the female gender, unless one's inclined to be a gender bender. In such a case the merest glimpse of a laddies rear, makes the gay chap overjoyed there's buttocks. Indeed I say, one could muse for days and days on, Buttocks.