It's Just A Leak

Here's a little jewel, life can be cruel, like when under the sink we noticed a drip But I was here, no need to fear, I'l show my great craftsmanship. I can fix this leak, it just needs a tweak and although this is a bummer I'll just tighten this screw, it's what homeowners do, no need to call in a plumber. So I made sure it was tight, the connection was right, and then gave Deborah a wink Until the next day, when I heard Deborah say, there's a lake now under our sink. I puffed out my chest, surely you jest, I said in a positive way Despite all your dread, I'm sure you're misled, Why, I fixed that leak yesterday. But when she opened the door & water flowed on the floor, with anxiety my heart was now fraught I started to stare, water everywhere, perhaps the leak wasn't as fixed as I thought So the sink I climbed under, and was forced to wonder, where is this darn leak after all And I found the offender, God I need a bartender, seems the leak went into the wall. Although I have agility, this was beyond my ability, a leak going into the wall So it was with a frown, I had to break down and give the plumber a call. The plumber arrived around nine, we were still feeling fine, or as fine as anyone could Till he came with a frown, sat us both down and said, "This doesn't look very good". "The solution you seek from your little leak will not, for you, be fulfilling It will involve after all, putting a hole in your wall, and there will be some sawing and drilling". Suffice it to say, at the end of the day, I wish we had wine to bootleg Because when he was through, sometime around 2, it cost us an arm and a leg. When plumbing problems arise, let me advise, ‘cause most of us, I know, are not rich Parts are not bad, but what makes one feel sad is how labor is really a bitch. I went into teaching thought young minds I'd be reaching, and helping them reach their full peaks But isn't it funny, I could have made much more money, If I had me a job fixing leaks.