I Would Rather Be The Queen's English

given the chance to to be Queen of England or the Queen's English (Queen of English) I would pick the latter with not a wink of the eye more power have i than the queen tap, tap, tap as i summon my men, women, on the computer they would come running to take their rightful place to carry out my ambition to shape, shake up world men, women, children in the wrong place are all thrown out exterminated from their lines tap tap tap and they are purged never to be seen it is done so efficiently it is quieter than the dropp of a hairpin the best world's secret police would even stand in awe the queen of english is also a queen of terror worse than hitler's men when it comes to her ambition and right representation of her spirit not a word is allowed to play truant whenever her muse comes visiting, clothing them up to dazzle their way into everybody's heart is her prime concern line up all of you words! i am your queen be at the right place and stay in line or else a single tap and you blink into oblivion not a single space is allowed for disloyalty the Queen of the English Language is but a fastidious queen