If Dowager Tzu Hsi Could Sing, She Would Prefer Jazz

i think if Dowager Tzu Hsi could sing she would prefer jazz scintillating jazz the shine of her divine pearls on her imperial shoes as she strutted and sang tra la la al la la.. all the men that i love all the men that i killed and all the eunuchs that i wish were men they what a broken heart this palace is packed to the brim with a broken dream let them men study confucius all nights long for me i would water the lawn with my tears that the the palace wont come down before the five clawed dragon on the pillars fly away before the five clawed dragon on the pillars fly away