Shopping Trail

she purrs; 'tea sir, please try this tea. it is good for health, japanese tea' so gentle, articulate and musical to the ears, i thought somebody should make her a secretary she would be any office's perfect tea, flowing with her grace and charm 'sir, sir, mastercard, here are the free gifts- sport cars model. lifetime free credit cards. here the gifts. please sign up. i need some commission for the Chinese new year.' so truthful the boy i thought he would be better off a priest. signing up just so that he can get some commission? he's too truthful to be good for anything free membership but one only knows what a credit card means when the monthly bill docks the door 'do you want a lady? do you want a lady? do you want a lady? er...er....do you want a boy? ' yes, they try to gauge what you are and would sell you anyhing possible in a redlight district - even though all you want is to learn a thing or two about the place you are caught in a situation where you have to run before they really sex you up for what you dont really want you found the reality of life - nowhere else is an anatomy as mercilessly and shamelessly sold - even the unhealthy ones - outdoing the best abbatoir and the morning markets 'take a stone sir for the new year to bring new luck. what's your birthdate. here is the gemstone book, see what the astrologer has to say.' But then your nemesis is - you had bought so many stones which all fail to give any colours to your life you thought every dollar you save from now would be a gem itself the fortune teller cum fengshui master out to make the fortune of his day excitedly points out: ' i know you are in a bad patch of your life. now if you dont mind can i visit your house? a tip or two on the arrangement of rooms, things will change your luck and life.' mom zestfully told me the other day a fengshui master unsuspectingly told a woman who has made a great fortune after moving into a new house the same thing fengshui quacks after fengshuing clients'wealth in the direction of their pockets really left what they promised to them - a bonanaza of wind and water, a thunderstorm to wreck havoc in their life 'here, here is a fine longines automatic sir and at a fraction of the original ones. it is as real as the real one and only US50. no problem, works as good as the real ones.' the time seller kept on a real sales pitch. the man unthinkingly bought and sure enough the glass case dropped off a week later - showing him, time again, how real a fake can be.