Twins

Twins Two of a kind A surprise gift from the most high That brought so much cheer To me and my dear Till I found out about the real tale That caring them would entail A whimper here and a scream there So often turning my face so pale One pee now and one pee then Making the night like a drain The worst would be when one fell sick When my heart would turn brick To make them sleep separate ways One down here and one up there One with me and one, my dear Till the doctor gave his care The greatest joke was to come When both were called a damn Because the teacher could Not differentiate Dan from Pam