Madman On The 10

Two mountains loom in the distance Getting closer by the minute Huge things, tops covered in fresh fallen snow. The old Lesley Nielson line from Police Squad Races into my unsuspecting mind. 'Everything reminded me of her.' Hysterical laughter bursts from my throat I grip the steering wheel tighter. Then ever so casually, I glance around the car Nobody heard. That makes the laughter return in force again Nobody, but nobody heard my outburst. Times like this I doubt my sanity. The mere thought that someone could hear me And I knowing perfectly well That I am all alone In the car. Looney like a toon. Signs up ahead, divided highway Palm Springs on the right LA on the left The breasts tower over me. The laughter again So hard this time tears run down my cheeks Get a hold of yourself old man. Never heard anyone call San Gorgonio And San Jacinto a pair of breasts Oh my God, I gotta pee. 1/19/13 On the 10