She's No Lady

She says she's a lady, but I must protest, If she did her worst, this isn't her best. A lady just wouldn't use language so foul, To tell you the truth, I threw in the towel. I didn't go crazy, when I heard her sing, Yes I can attest, no bird on the wing. And no lady I know, ever behaved quite so. Gyrating obscenely up, down, to, and fro. No I didn't go Gaga, when I saw the show, And boy am I glad I was late. And I left early, I just had to go, Next time, think, I'll just stick to George Strait.