The Best Lovers

A grasshopper found his brother in the grass, Roasted, toasted, and burned to a crisp. he said, 'thought she was a firefly, a dainty lass, I saw trailing smoke but only a wisp.' 'Fireflies are the best lovers, ' you always said, So I hid in that clearing, waiting for one. Don't think bad of me, I ain't no cad, All I wanted tonight was to have some fun. So when I saw the light flying overhead, I jumped up high and grabbed her tight. now look at me I'm almost dead, Twas a cigarrette butt, I saw in flight. 7/21/12 Alton Texas