Things All Rational Human Beings Should Avoid

The Big Bang Theory. Cream and sugar in coffee. Running into the women's bathroom While the Men's is being cleaned At a Catholic Grandmother's convention Votka for breakfast. (without tomato juice and celery stalk.) Tequila is better Streaking at the beach (outside the convention center though) When your knees are shot And WWII vets can actually chase you down. Beans for breakfast If they can't see you, they will hear you (and smell you) Family Dollar stores, without benefit of an enterpreter. Might as well avoid the Tequila too That and these damned sand dunes really slowed me down. 5/5/14 Alton Texas