...Sugar Daddy You Baddy

Those mystical shadows in your young eyes, Cover the message of your many lies, If only I knew my little honey You were only after my pots of money. I bought you a fancy car, Diamonds and pearls in a jar, No problem I gave you nuggets of gold Maybe maybe I’m too ruddy old, Now I’m left out in the cold. Our honeymoon by the falls of Niagara Was a downright flop when I lost my Viagra, Then as I stood tall To top it all, You told me to ride the falls inside a big barrel, As you rode off with our young chauffeur Darrel. It turned out it was said I was the silly old baddy, An’ life ain’t sweet being an old sugar daddy.